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For my Annabel Lee <3

[blindninja]

[tamethatfire]

OMG that is so gorgeous! @_@

[blindninja]

I blame Poe ._.

[tamethatfire]

Poe would approve. <3

[blindninja]

I've set it as my phone wallpaper *_*

[tamethatfire]

Guh I'd be staring at the phone forever. ~_~

OCTOBER - TLFN

[tamethatfire]

1. How goes living off caffeine and alcohol?

2. Remind me again why we thought drinking Hungarian moonshine was a good idea.

3. You passed out on the floor and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs.

4. I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with my fist last night and for that I apologise.

5. wild card

TFLN overflow / @antipsychotic

[tamethatfire]

Therapists can be such downers.
It looked so good on you.
Growing up having to attend boring parties my parents threw.
And a good metabolism, I suppose?

[antipsychotic]

That's kind of their job, I'm seeing.
You were the only one who thought it looked good, but I appreciate it.
Hey, at least you had parents.
I might have killed my parents and made myself forget the trauma though, so, there's that.

[tamethatfire]

Does it really help, though?
See, that's only further proof that I am the only audience you will ever need.
In a manner of speaking.
The most important question now is did you?

[antipsychotic]

It helps if I'm too psyched up. Not so much when I'm already down.
Somehow I'm not sure you'd make the best therapist for me. Even with the cute flower crowns.
Parental figures, then. I just had a therapist that let me get too emotionally attached. Could you handle that?
Who knows for sure?

[tamethatfire]

Fashion adviser?
Let's be honest, I'm not so keen on talking things through.
I'd rather just fight or kill something.
Nobody's ever been emotionally attached to me so I can't answer that.
Could we find out somehow?

[antipsychotic]

Don't get carried away. I can't wear flower crowns all the time.
Fighting and killing is how I ended up with a therapist in the first place...
I don't know if you want me to be the first person to be emotionally attached to you. It's like marriage but without the sex.
Maybe, I guess. Are we going to kill them?

[tamethatfire]

Isn't that just a regular marriage?
Never mind, somehow I doubt I'm your type.
Would you want to kill them?

[antipsychotic]

How the hell would I know? I've never even had a successful relationship.
I don't have a type.
Yeah. Probably. They abandoned me, I think we should kill them.

[tamethatfire]

You're quite pitiless.

Franship love letter @winterlamp

[tamethatfire]

[after her sudden disappearance and months of silence a postcard depicting a tiny kitten touching the paw of a great Dane is delivered]

A.,

Did you ever get my post-it on your door? I meant to hug you goodbye but you were out frolicking with those pretty boys. In short, it's all the blind boy's fault, and I don't think I'll be coming back any time soon. I don't even know if this will reach you or if you've already been assassinated and left dead in a ditch or been incinerated as to leave no traces. I hope not. You are such an excellent human being, my favourite puppy-man and study buddy, that I'd be devastated to find out you've died before this reaches you. We still have to visit that cannibal village you told me about sometime.

So don't be dead. And don't forget me or I shall be terribly cross with you and eat all your food without sharing.

xoxo, E.